Charabanc Guide: “We are now passing the oldest hotel in Sydney. Convivial Squatter: “Cripes, why?”
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Pub cartoons
Cartoons and comic strips with a uniquely Australia pub theme featured often in the pages of newspapers in the early half of last century. While the humour probably doesn’t meet the acceptability of today’s standards, with some cringingly politically incorrect,… Read More ›
Counter Attractions
By Tom Glover Too, too sumptuous counter-lunches are alleged to be ruining some publicans. The Political Barmaids :- “Darn the expense; come and eat, drink, and be merry – until after the Elections!” – The Newcastle Sun (NSW), Wednesday 25 August… Read More ›
When Business is Slack
A strong-looking man walked into a public-house, and enquired if they wanted a ‘chucker-out’ for Saturday nights. Landlord (who has only served about 20 customers during the week): “No, my good man, we do not want a chucker out. What we -want is a chucker-in!”…. Read More ›
He Saw Trouble Ahead
PUBLICAN: “There’s that chap Binks, mad drunk in my bar; come an’ ‘elp us to get him out and I’ll give y’ a bottle of whisky, Bill.” BILL: “Then who’s goin’ t’ get me out?” – Punch (Melbourne, Vic.) Thursday 1 October 1908.
More Bad News
A new clause has been inserted in the Licensing Bill providing for registration of barmaids, with a view to their being gradually eliminated. —News item. Alas! a dismal world is this! The Wowsers run the show; They’ve shut the pubs at… Read More ›
The Popular Pub: When the Wowser Breasts the Bar.
THE Legislative Assembly has decided to permit publicans to sell non-intoxicating drinks after 9.30pm. It is expected that local publicans will follow the example of Glasgow by converting their hotels into social tea and refreshment rooms during prohibited hours. – Truth (Melbourne, Victoria edition), Saturday 2 October 1915,… Read More ›
Deprave child’s fondness for beer
THE Ballarat police are investigating a case in which it is alleged a boy five and a half years old was found in a state of intoxication. The child was left by his mother with two male acquaintances of hers in the street. The men… Read More ›
Let’s wipe out these fetishes that spoil our pub drinking
Do you like a “spot” unmarred by an etiquette-forced minor orgy? This writer complains that he can’t go into a local pub without being pulled into an expensive “circle.” He’s right, too. It’s silly, this etiquette we’ve built around a simple noggin…. Read More ›
HE KNEW HIS LIMIT
OUTBACK PUB-KEEPER: “It’s forty miles to th’ next pub. MATILDA’S MAN: “Well, yer better give me two more pints. I can only go thirty miles to the gallon.” Published by Arrangement with the “Bulletin.” – Mudgee Guardian Thursday 23 December 1926, page 21