You’re terrible Muriel: The Hotel Hamilton

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Muriel Britton, host of the Hotel Hamilton in out back Queensland had that tired, dry, wan look of outback women in hard times. Photo: Bruce Howard

By John Larkins*

The wind howled its lament across the drought country, through the gasping trees beside the track, and raised a flurry of dust from a road cracked like the lips of a man lost in the blazing desert. On the pub verandah, the red dust coated the mattresses on the metal beds. Was the place deserted? God, you could do with a beer, and there was nothing for fifty miles each side of this place. On the map it simply said “Hamilton Hotel” (Qld). Oh, sure, someone had warned way back in Winton: “You’d better be careful. I heard the people who have that place were trying to get out. You wanna make sure they’re still there.” Surely they hadn’t gone.

Muriel Britton finally answered the cried. “Anyone here, anyone here?” She’d be lying down and she came to the bar pushing back her hair and straightening her dress. She had that tired, dry, wan look of outback women in hard times.

“I haven’t sold a beer for days,” she said. “I’m just waiting to go. The good days have gone. I’m alone here now. The drought’s just about wiped everyone out. We used to have hundreds of shearers come through here. I remember old blokes who came in with £300 pay in their pockets and they’d set about drinking it all. After a few weeks they’d say: ‘How long have I been here? ‘About six weeks.’ ‘C’mon, it can’t be that long – maybe a couple of days.’ ‘No, six weeks.’

“Gosh, they were in a bad way. Some wouldn’t even leave their beds. They’d just sing out for me to bring a beer. After a couple of weeks, I’d have to shave them – they shook so much they had to use handkerchiefs to hold their beers steady.”

She looked at the sky. “It might rain. You going to Boulia? Well, you’d better start moving before it comes down. Just a couple of points, and you’ll be stuck on the track for days.” There was no stock on the road west – just five thin emus.

And it didn’t rain after all.

  • IN the early 1970s, writer, John Larkins and photographer, Bruce Howard went on a 40,000km pub crawl around Australia, telling their wives, “Don’t wait up!” With Larkins wonderful words, and Howards’ fabulous photos, they chronicled an amazing snap shot of Australian pub culture – many, both people and pubs, which have now gone. From that expedition they had published “Australian Pubs”. These are excerpts from the now out of print book. 

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